Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
im holly from the hills drunk
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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