I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
foreskin is a definite game changer
You can't just leave with hair like that
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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