do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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