You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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