Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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