I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I had to cum in my sink.
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