But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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