Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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