ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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