So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
