I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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