The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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