so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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