I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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