so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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