i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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