you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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