I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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