What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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