Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Randomize
