Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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