is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
