it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
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