STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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