The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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