Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
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