I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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