My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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