So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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