if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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