their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I need to sanitize my soul.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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