question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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