Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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