oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I love you. Go after that dick
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
