great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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