He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Who died my cat blue again?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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