the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
false alarm, still single
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