How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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