I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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