and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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