so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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