found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize
