Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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