plz talk dirty to me
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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