Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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