So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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