I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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