We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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