I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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