come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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