But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
