we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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