Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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