D3 body, D1 cock
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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