Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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