Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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