His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Randomize
