Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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